My rankings of the Marvel Studio films

The descriptions will be brief, but the possibility exists there may be spoilers ahead.  I will start at the bottom, and build to #1. 

I hope you enjoy, and load the comments section up!!!

I WOULD LIKE A REFUND

9.         Iron Man 3 (2013)

This movie disappointed me on so many levels. The handling of REDACTED merely scratches the surface.  Everything in IM3 felt off.  Pepper Potts, Rhodey, and especially Tony all seemed inconsistent with prior movies. At least Happy Hogan felt right, for what that’s worth.  The post credits scene was entertaining, though, with a fun cameo.  I was really bummed walking out of the theater on this one.  I had high expectations, which is why this is at the bottom.

8.         Thor: The Dark World (2013)

I am going to admit this is the only one on the list I didn’t see in the theater.  I feel vindicated in making that choice.  Unlike Iron Man 3, I had low expectations for this movie, mainly because it just seemed bland in the previews, and it was even more so when I watched the whole movie.  What strikes me most, as well as in the original “Thor”, is that Natalie Portman is wasted.  I feel the women in the Marvel movies are, for the most part, poorly realized characters, and when an actress of Ms. Portman’s talents decides to perform in your film, you should give her a quality role.  Of course, no less than George Lucas failed her, so I shouldn’t expect much from these folks.  At least Darren Aronofsky did right by her in Black Swan.

ADEQUATE

7.         Iron Man 2 (2010)

This should work.  Same team behind the first one. RDJ is still excellent as Tony Stark, the casting of Sam Rockwell is great as Justin Hammer, and Don Cheadle is an upgrade over Terrence Howard as James Rhoads. Still, if I had to really boil it down, I think IM2 suffers from bloating. Too many moving parts, without a strong focus in any one area, brings it down for me.  I find that the loud noises and special effects overshadow in a lot of places, where there could have been more character moments.  The ending has always left me flat as well.  To go out on a positive, the movie does introduce us to the Marvel movie-verse’s best female character, Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow, so there’s that.

6.         Thor (2011)

When I first saw “Thor” in the theater, my initial reaction was enjoyment.  That feeling has been tempered somewhat in additional viewings. There’s nothing inherently wrong with the movie, but there’s a disconnect, in my opinion, to the rest of the Marvel universe in the “Thor” films.  This one takes place more on Earth than the sequel, but even with the introduction of Hawkeye (briefly), it just seems to exist in its own universe.  The movie itself is well cast and acted, and Kenneth Branagh brings his Shakespearean sensibilities to the table in an effective way.  Chris Hemsworth is a perfect Thor, Tom Hiddleston is Loki to a T, and Sir Anthony Hopkins seems to be enjoying himself as Odin.  The supporting players are all fine, with Lady Sif rising to a solid level for a Marvel movie female. Overall, “Thor” really just serves as an introduction to Thor and Loki, so fans are comfortable with them when they see them in Avengers. I guess there’s nothing wrong with that.

PRETTY DARN GOOD

5.         Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

Now we get to have some fun! Captain America is probably my favorite Marvel superhero, mostly because he reminds me of the DC heroes I grew up with.  His sense of good rises above anything in his world, and his willingness to sacrifice for his country is something we all can admire.  The movie that introduces Cap to the theatergoers can be a little slow at times, but in a way it works for the World War II setting, as movies in that era were a little slower.  The tale is pretty straightforward, and Chris Evans shines as both “weak” Steve Rogers and “Super Soldier” Captain America.  The casting is top-notch, with Hayley Atwell (a solid female character, Peggy Carter) and Tommy Lee Jones holding it down for the good guys, Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes, who is lost to Cap “forever”, and Hugo Weaving, chewing scenery as the Red Skull.  For my money, however, the best performance is the always delightful Stanley Tucci as Dr. Erskine, but I am totally biased when it comes to Tucci.

Putting it all together is the fantastic directing of Joe Johnston.  You may remember that Johnston directed 1991’s “The Rocketeer”, which also took place in a similar time period.  His obvious love for the era really shows through every scene of this film.  Overall, “Captain America” did a great job of establishing the character, but also gave us a pretty good movie that stands on its own quite well.

4.         The Incredible Hulk (2008)

I’m sure this will be the choice that is disagreed with the most here.  I have a soft spot for this movie. Honestly, I like the Ang Lee “Hulk” even more, but that isn’t a Marvel Studio film, so it won’t be listed here. Edward Norton as Bruce Banner is a great choice here, and Liv Tyler as Betty Ross plays her part perfectly.  Even though this technically was the first “official” Hulk movie in the universe we are dealing with, the movie didn’t spend much time on the origin story, moving quickly to “5 Years Later” and our “hero” living down in Brazil, searching for the cure to his condition.  I think it was a smart move to get to the story they wanted to tell.

While “The Incredible Hulk” was probably the most serious of the Marvel films, I really had a lot of fun with this movie.  I loved Tim Roth as Emil Blonsky, who becomes the Abomination, and William Hurt is pitch perfect as Betty’s father Gen. “Thunderbolt” Ross, who is Banner/Hulk’s true nemesis, primarily due to the love for his daughter.  The biggest improvement in this movie from the Ang Lee film was the Hulk itself.  While that movie’s Hulk looked facially like Eric Bana , who portrayed Banner, this Hulk blended on-screen much better than that one, and was voiced by Lou Ferrigno, well known from King of Queens (jk).  Also, kudos to Robert Downey, Jr.’s cameo in the credits, which goes a long way in establishing that a team is being put together.  I think we all know who that team is…

CREAM OF THE CROP

3.         Marvel’s The Avengers (2012)

Here’s the tricky part.  I believe all three of the remaining films could be on top, but a tie really wouldn’t be right now would it?  “The Avengers” is a fun film in every way, driven by both its clever dialogue and well filmed action sequences.  Even though it is a team-up movie, it sometimes feels a little like “Iron Man 2.5”, but it doesn’t take too much away from the team.  The characterizations are phenomenal, with the Mark Ruffalo’s Bruce Banner standing out to me.  I loved Edward Norton as Banner in “The Incredible Hulk”, but Ruffalo seemed to fit more in the group setting.  The rest of the team was great as well, with the possible exception of Hawkeye being wasted with mind-control early on.  Clark Gregg’s Agent Coulson, however, was the MVP of the movie.  He was the heart and soul of S.H.I.E.L.D., and his “interaction” with Loki drove the story home and gave Samuel L. Jackson’s Director Fury the impetus to unite the team toward their goal of defeating Loki.

Joss Whedon was the creative force behind the film, and it showed, especially through the aforementioned dialogue. The movie’s ending was everything you could ask for in a summer blockbuster, and the post-credit sequences were fantastic, showing us that Loki was not acting alone, and introducing us to something none of will forget...shawarma.  All in all, “Marvel’s The Avengers” was what is was supposed to be.  It was the culmination of the “Phase One” movies, and a heck of a lot of fun to watch!

2.         Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Possible because I just saw it, but for my money this is the only sequel worth a damn from the studio. “The Winter Soldier” works because they didn’t get any characterization wrong, and the adaptation of Ed Brubaker’s creation of the title villain was almost perfect.  Because we are so close to release, I will not delve into any details of the story, but I will say I bought into all the twists and turns put in front of me, even when I knew they were faking us out.  That, to me, is the mark of a great film.

The casting, once again, is fantastic.  Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson and Samuel L. Jackson all reprise their roles from previous Marvel films, and the newcomers are great, too.  Anthony Mackie brings Sam Wilson, a/k/a the Falcon, to the screen in a fantastic way, and Robert Redford lends a legitimacy to his role as Alexander Pierce, which needed the validation to avoid being too cliché. Other returnees will remain nameless in case you aren’t familiar with the source material.  I wish I could discuss things more to justify my selection of the film as #2, but I feel good about placing it here.

1.         Iron Man (2008)

The “Gold Standard” of Marvel’s “comic book” movies.  (I will always say that I prefer Christopher Nolan’s Batman movies to anything here, but to me those are films that happen to be based in a comic book setting, rather than “comic book” movies. Feel free to disagree.)  “Iron Man” does everything well. Normally, I have a tough time being patient for origin stories, but the tale of Iron Man’s genesis is so necessary to Tony Stark’s growth as a human being that I lapped it up here.  The pacing throughout the movie was always solid, and Robert Downey Jr. just owned us as Tony/IM.  The supporting cast was solid here, even Gwyneth Paltrow, who is usually unbearable in my view.  Terrence Howard was fine as James “Rhodey” Rhodes, even though Don Cheadle was better in the sequels (the only thing better in those movies). Jeff Bridges was excellent in the role of Obidiah Stane, Tony’s right hand man that goes terribly wrong.

That is the only un-comic-y part of this movie-the lack of a big villain.  Stane is fine as the eventual main bad-guy, but the main focus of this film is Tony Stark.  Director Jon Favreau (great in acting as Happy Hogan) and Downey are great in evolving Stark from the egomaniacal billionaire without a care for his fellow man, to the egomaniacal billionaire that understands the need to be so much more.  He, however, never loses that which makes him the most entertaining hero in any comic book movieverse-his sarcastic sense of humor. Tony Stark may become the hero “Iron Man”, but he stays the lovable rogue that makes this movie much more than the sum of its parts.  Take a bow Mr. Downey!

So that’s my ranking of the Marvel Studios movies.  I’d love to hear from you.

Extra Life

Hello,
This year, I will be participating in Extra Life, which is a 24 hour video game marathon November 2-3, to raise funds for Children's Miracle Network Hospitals.  I have elected to have any funds I raise to go to Baystate Children's Hospital.  I have no direct connection to this cause, as I have no children nor do I know anyone who has utilized CMNH.  However, I recently lost my mother, and during that time I realized I have lived my life in a less than selfless way.  I have vowed to change, and this is a step for me in that direction.  Granted, there is a level of selfishness to this as well, because  heck, I get to play video games for 24 hours!  Actually 25, as that weekend brings us Daylight Savings Time.  But, baby steps, right? The link to my donation page is here: 

http://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=61957

A HUGE thank you to anyone who decides to donate, and thank you as well for your time.

Royally Speaking

So ESPN made a big deal about the New York Yankees being eliminated from the playoffs last night.  And yes, from the standpoint of them being so high profile, it is a big deal.  As a lifelong Boston Red Sox fan, and a fan of all Boston sports teams, it is my sworn duty to despise everything New York.  Truthfully, however, the Yankees weren’t my focus in recent days.  The Sox are securely in the playoffs, and if all goes well they will finish with the best record in the American League. Of course, Oakland is nipping at their heels, so  to ensure that record the BoSox basically have to win 2 out of 3 against the Yanks to accomplish this feat.  But even that isn’t foremost in my mind, the Wild Card race is.  For as happy as I am that Tito Francona has the Indians close to the playoffs, and how much I fear those Tampa Bay Rays and the mad scientist Joe Maddon, I am melancholy for the other team most recently booted from contention, the Kansas City Royals.

The Royals are a franchise I have had an eye on since I became aware of baseball in the late 70’s.  Our beloved Red Sox had started a decline that began with Bucky “Bleepin’” Dent’s home run off of embedded Yankee Mike “Taco” Torrez in the one game playoff October 2, 1978 that won those Yankees the AL East.  Anyone who has read this far needs no further explanation, but suffice it to say there were some dark times for Sox fans in the next several years.  However, waiting for those Yankees in the American League Championship Series were the Kansas City Royals, who were in the midst of quite a run as bridesmaids in the AL, having lost to the Yankees the previous 2 season in the ALCS.  I was not aware of this run at the time, as I was only 7, but that team sparked my interest.  George Brett, Frank White, Willie Wilson and others “played the game right” (obviously a lot of these opinions are being remembered from my youth through an adult lens), and they had a heck of a pitching staff to boot.  But once again, the Royals were no match for the Yanks, and once again stepped aside while the Yankees went on to face the Dodgers in the seconds consecutive NY/LA World Series.

After one season of finishing in second place, the Royals went back to the ALCS in 1980 to once again face the Yankees. In a stunning reversal of fortune, the Royals swept them 3-0 (the ALCS used to be best of 5) behind the bats of (series MVP) Frank White and George Brett, and excellent pitching, including their closer Dan Quisenberry, who may have been Mariano if it hadn’t been for injuries several  years later.  His submarine delivery baffled hitters as he saved Game 2 for Dennis Leonard and won Game 3 by entering in the SIXTH inning and allowing 2 runs to give the Yankees a 2-1 lead, only to complete the game and see his team win with a 7^th inning 3 run rally. Unfortunately for the Royals, another team of destiny, the Philadelphia Phillies, was waiting for them and they lost four games to two.  As a subplot to the ALCS, the New York Yankees fired their manager Dick Howser.  This meant nothing at the time, but it soon would.

The Royals would return to the World Series in 1985 to face their intrastate rivals the St. Louis Cardinals.  Led by Dick Howser, who was brought in after the 1981 season, the same basic core of position players from previous season, and dynamic young pitcher Bret Saberhagen, the Royals won the World Championship 4 games to 3.  Unfortunately, this series will always be remembered for Don Denkinger’s Game 6 call at first base where Royal Jorge Orta was ruled safe when replays showed he was clearly out.  Regardless, the Royals were champions after years of heartbreak.  Unfortunately, this would be the only time the club would scale that high.  Injuries (Quiz, Saberhagen, etc), age (Brett, White and Wilson) and just general attrition would take effect and the Royals would never be the same.  Dick Howser tragically passed away in June of 1987, and while he was not technically the manger, the club and he were still very close.  There were glimpses of hope since-they finished 2^nd in their division in 1987 and 1989, and there were a couple over .500 years in the early 90’s.  But basically, the last two decades of KC baseball have been depressing.

The 2013 season was interesting, even though many pundits would not have predicted that at the beginning of the season.  In the offseason, the Royals traded highly-regarded prospect Wil Myers to the Tampa Bay Rays for one of their top pitchers James Shields.  The Rays determined they could trade Shields because they had terrific pitchers in David Price, Matt Moore and Alex Cobb, among others.  This, coupled with the fact that Shields’ contract was in its final year, made him an expendable piece.  From the Royals standpoint, they looked at their team and decided this may be the year to go for it, even though they may have been the only ones to think that way.   Well, Wil Myers was called up in June for the Rays, and proceeded to become a key component in their lineup as they continue to march into yet another postseason.  So through that lens, one may say the trade was a mistake, but something happened along the way-the Royals were pretty competitive, and battled right to this last week of the season before finally being eliminated from contention in the last few days.  James Sheilds had a pretty solid year, going 12-9 with a 3.21 ERA as of this writing, and generally offering leadership to a young team.  The Royals have a solid foundation with Eric Hosmer, Alex Gordon & Salvador Perez having strong years, and, if Shields comes back, a solid veteran rotation along with Ervin Santana and Jeremy Guthrie.

Here’s hoping this time next year, the Royals are the new Pirates.  Now the Pirates, that’s a story to tell…

Jealousy

Have you ever looked upon a group of children playing, without a care in the world, and thought to yourself, “Look at those kids enjoying themselves, I wish I could be just like them again  I am so jealous.”?  Well, recently I had a similar experience, but not in watching young people living their lives with joy, but rather when I was dealing with the complete opposite end of the spectrum.  If you read my previous entry, you know my mother was battling cancer.  Last Saturday morning, cancer won, and my mother passed.  The thoughts that I am coping with, however, aren’t the feelings of sorrow and loss of my mom.  Don’t get me wrong, they are there, and will always be, but I can reconcile those feelings.  No, what troubles me is my jealousy, my jealousy towards everyone who finds comfort in their belief in god.

As I stood up front greeting people at the wake, without fail the majority of those who didn’t really know me well would express their condolences followed by some form of “She’s with god now” or “She’s in a better place”.   I know those people were sincere and that they believe everything they are saying, but I don’t believe in god.  Most of the people that truly know me know that about me.  However, I certainly didn’t want anyone to feel uncomfortable, so I did what any decent person would do and thank them for their kind words.  I even had a priest come in and do a brief memorial service, because that’s what my mother would have wanted.  It was a very nice service, in lieu of a funeral, and I was glad we did it.

It wasn’t until after everything was over that I realized how I felt about the people I mentioned.  Those people who wept when I didn't.  The folks that prayed for my mother, while all I did was try to be there for her as much as I could.  The priest who spoke so eloquently about this woman he had never met, this woman who in his words “went home”, while I sat there and listened, all the while knowing that her life ended Saturday September 14th at 2:30 AM, and there was no tomorrow for her.  She will only live on in memories.  Yet, while everyone comforted  themselves with their faith (and I am sure that they are wrong) since the evening of the service I can’t shake this feeling.  This feeling of jealousy towards the faithful.

I have been an Atheist for several years now.  The need to believe in a god escapes me.  However, I recognize that I am in a minority, and I respect all people’s viewpoints probably more than they respect mine.  I see it as something that keeps them warm at night, thinking they are being protected by an entity that, if it were real, allows for all the ill in the world to continue at the same time it takes care of them.  I just will never again be able to wrap my head around believing in something I cannot quantify.  This rationalization does not help me shake the feeling I have now.  Why can’t it be so easy for me to say things like “She’s gone home now”?  For once I wish I was like the people, who at any other time in recent memory I scoff at, that can find comfort thinking she is being taken care of by their god.  I am merely left knowing she is gone, and, dammit, I’m jealous.  I want to be like one of those kids, even for a little while.  But I can't.

What Comic Books Mean To Me

The other day I started thinking about the fact that I really don’t read comics anymore, and it saddened me.  I wasn't having these feelings because I miss it, although sometimes I do.  I wasn't melancholy because the characters no longer are part of my life, because they still are through other media like TV, movies, video games & the internet.  It wasn't even the fact that I miss the feeling of the Wednesday comic book run and the communal way we would gather to discuss the events in those books.  No, those are not the reasons form my lament.  The reason I started feeling down is because the person who got me into comic books is leaving me.  It is my mother, surprisingly enough, and she is dying of cancer.

My earliest comic book specific memory is picking up The Brave and the Bold #139, starring Batman and Hawkman in a story titled “Requiem for a Top Cop" .  I bought this comic from a store in my hometown of West Springfield, Massachusetts for 35 cents back in late 1977, when I was just 7 years old.  I can’t put my finger on why this book was my first comic book.  If I were to venture a guess, probably timing was 75% of it, because I had just become old enough to appreciate the medium, and the rest because of Batman.  (As an adult, I have realized that Jim Aparo’s incredible art was most likely what drove me to it; he’s my favorite artist in the medium ever). The old Adam West Batman was on every afternoon growing up, and even at that early age I can remember being entertained by it, and I watched it because my Mom watched it. 

My mother was an avid DC Comics fan from way back in the 60’s.  One of her greatest regrets was letting our neighbors’ son borrow several comic books.  Included in those books was her copy of Justice League of America #1 from 1960.  She was so angry about never getting those books back, as she always had taken great care of her collection, and felt, rightly so, that the book was worth serious money.  We never completely found out what happened to the comics, but suffice it to say that never happened again. 

When I became old enough to get into her hobby, it was like she was a kid again.  I vividly remember she and I sitting at our dining room table, divvying up the list of titles on the subscription form as hers and mine.  Although Batman was the hero that first caught my eye, Flash and Green Lantern were my favorite characters and those were MY COMICS, Mom going more towards Superman, Wonder Woman & JLA.  So every week we would get the mail, and those comics would come in the brown paper sleeve, which we would slide off each one to see whose was whose.  Of course, just because she or I “owned” one comic or another, we always read each other’s and would talk about the stories.  This went on for about 5-6 years, until DC had the nerve to raise the price to a whopping 60 cents a book!  At the volume we were reading, which was practically every title DC published, something had to give.  So for that reason, and the fact that I had started to be a teenager who wanted to be too cool for the hobby, we stopped buying comic books.

As I got older, and more aware that life wasn't all about being cool, I found myself with the itch again.  This probably had a lot to do with my old friend Batman, as it was right around the time Tim Burton’s movie was released.  Even though the movie was the catalyst, I didn't buy an actual comic book again until the release of Green Lantern #1  in 1990.  Reading this book brought everything back, and the first person I shared it with was, of course, Mom.  It felt so good having those conversations again, as I dove back into the hobby feet first, this time including Marvel Comics into my reading as well.  It felt so good to have these characters back in my life, and my mother’s life as well.  I was hooked again, bouncing from comic shop to comic shop, as they would either close or someone would have a better discount for subscribers, but always coming home on a Friday (later Wednesday) with a stack I would blow through, and then share with Mom. 

Eventually the stories became a little too adult for Mom to be interested in, so she stopped reading the books.  Occasionally she would ask what was going on with this character or that, or a major event would happen that would get mainstream attention and she’d want to know my take.  Luckily, while the comic books themselves ceased to be a focal point of our conversations, they were replaced by the films that permeate the theaters these days.  Every time a new movie was released, I would usually go as early as I possibly could, Mom would coerce Dad to go to a matinee, and eventually we would discuss our views on the movie.  Thinking back now, my Mom would just ask me my opinion, let me rant (or praise, but mostly rant) on and on, smile and listen.  I know Mom was one of those people just happy to watch the films, and she just gave me the floor to voice my opinion. I sometimes wish I could be more like that.  Shouldn't everyone wish they could be more like the one person in their life that defines unconditional love? 

Comic books and the characters have been a huge part of my life for over 30 years.  I have been lucky enough to make some good friends and associates through the hobby I once had a great passion for.  I have read some epic stories, and some light-hearted ones, seen some great films, and some real duds (and one with George Clooney that doesn’t really exist).  All those books, all those movies and especially the relationships are all because of one person.  Thanks Mom!  I’ll always love you.

Tebow + Patriots = ...

I’m a lifelong New England Patriots fan.  As a fan of any Boston area team (except for the 80’s Celtics), I had to see a lot of bad before the good started happening. I appreciate what has occurred in the last 12-13 years, and I know that as soon as Tom Brady is gone, we will probably be back to watching a mediocre team again.  I’m fine with this, because I try not to dwell on the negative.  I don’t believe a fan can complain if their team has won the big one fairly recently.  This isn’t Cleveland, for example, where those fans haven’t seen any championships since the Indians won in 1948. 

I am an Atheist.  I don’t believe in god.  I say this as a prelude to the following statement: I like Tim Tebow.  I think he is a good human being, and I admire the fact that his faith has driven him to do a lot of good in the world, even if I don’t share those beliefs.  Anything I have seen or heard of/from him as a person is extraordinary.  His mother and father seem like the types of parents everyone should strive to be.  I also think he has that special something that makes him a tremendous leader in the community and on the football field.  If I had a son (or daughter) I would be thrilled if they selected Tim Tebow as a second male role model after me.  However…

Tim Tebow will not, nor should not, be a New England Patriot in the 2013 NFL season.  The man lacks the advanced skill set required to succeed at quarterback on that level.  This is not news, I realize, but I wanted to be the 34,567,987^th football fan to say it.  Anyone who thinks he can just flip the switch and become a tight end or H-back is being very disrespectful to those positions and the men that play them.  He is just plain done.

 His presence at training camp has been a breath of fresh air during a difficult time to be a Patriot fan.  I sincerely wish he was better, because having a guy like Tebow as one of your teammates has to be fantastic.  He doesn’t strike me as the type of guy that throws his faith in your face if you don’t want it, and he cares deeply about the team and winning games.  My idea is to convince him that he is no longer a football player, and hire him as part of the front office.   He could be a valuable member of the public relations team, because if anyone always says the right thing, it’s Tim Tebow.

I know that whatever Tim Tebow in his life he will succeed at.  Well, except NFL quarterback.  No amount of will and faith will help him there.

Rayman Legends PS3 Trophy List courtesy ps3trophies.org

VERY EXCITED FOR THIS GAME!

There are 51 Trophies.
	Legendary (Platinum)
	Win all trophies in the game!
	Barbara's Free! (Bronze)
	Free The Barbarian princess
	Rock that castle! (Bronze)
	Complete the "Castle Rock" painting
	Orchestrate this! (Bronze)
	Complete the "Orchestral Chaos" painting
	Mad world! (Bronze)
	Complete the "Mariachi Madness" painting
	Splash! (Bronze)
	Complete the "Gloo Gloo" painting
	Dragon Rider! (Bronze)
	Complete the "Dragon Slayer" painting
	Journey to the moon (Silver)
	Get rid of the five Dark Teensies
	World Tour! (Gold)
	Complete the "Living Dead Party" world
	Princess savior! (Silver)
	Rescue the 10 princesses
	Teensies' friend (Bronze)
	Rescue 150 Teensies
	Teensies' hero (Silver)
	Rescue 300 Teensies
	The chosen one (Gold)
	Rescue all the kidnapped Teensies
	Lucky! (Bronze)
	Scratch 10 lucky tickets
	Scratch me! (Silver)
	Win and scratch all the lucky tickets
	We could be heroes (Bronze)
	Collect enough lums to unlock 10 Heroes paintings in the Heroes Gallery
	Sooo rich! (Silver)
	Gather 1 million lums and unlock the final Hero
	They're so cute! (Bronze)
	Win 30 creatures
	I just love them! (Silver)
	Win all the creatures
	Master of the locks (Bronze)
	Break all the locks on the worlds' and levels' paintings
	Invaders! (Bronze)
	Save enough Teensies and get rid of the Dark Teensies to make all the Invasion paintings appear
	That was fast! (Bronze)
	Go fast enough to save 3 Teensies in an Invasion painting
	Perfect! (Bronze)
	Get the 3 lums cups and the 3 Teensy cups of a painting
	Swiped clean! (Bronze)
	Save all the Teensies in one world to win a Diamond Cup
	Bronze Addict (Bronze)
	Win all the Bronze Cups from the paintings
	Silver Addict (Bronze)
	Win all the Silver Cups from the paintings
	Gold Addict (Bronze)
	Win all the Gold Cups from the paintings
	Diamond Addict (Silver)
	Win all the Diamond Cups from the World paintings
	Nostalgia (Bronze)
	Finish your first "Back to Origins" painting
	Old school (Silver)
	Finish all the "Back to Origins" paintings
	Turnip combo (Bronze)
	Pull a turnip out of the ground with a crush attack, then hit it with a jump kick
	Strike! (Bronze)
	Kill 5 enemies using turnips
	Gardener (Bronze)
	Pull 100 turnips out of the ground
	This ain't a platform! (Bronze)
	Stand on top of an enemy with a shield until he tries to attack you
	Axe skater (Bronze)
	With Barbara or Elysia, slide on your axe for 30 meters
	Bad joke (Bronze)
	Destroy the parachutes of 5 enemies to make them fall
	Shoot them up! (Bronze)
	Get rid of 100 enemies with the Flying Punch
	Let him do the job (Bronze)
	In one run of "Lucha Libre Get Away", let the Luchador kill 10 enemies for you
	Bouncing Island (Bronze)
	Collect all the lums flying above the bouncing island in "The Mysterious Inflatable Island"
	Watch out! (Bronze)
	Kill 10 Toads using their electric projectiles
	Splinter Ray (Bronze)
	Go through "Mansion of the Deep" without crossing any light from a Dark Sentry or touching any laser
	Rubber Ducks (Bronze)
	Destroy 5 Rubber Ducks sent by Sharkmen
	Just kick it! (Bronze)
	Win one Kung Foot game
	Challenger! (Bronze)
	Unlock all the Challenge paintings
	Everywhere! (Bronze)
	Take part at least once in the 4 different Challenges
	First steps (Bronze)
	Win a Bronze cup at the end of a Challenge
	On the way to the top! (Bronze)
	Win a Silver cup at the end of a Challenge
	A true champion (Bronze)
	Win a Gold cup at the end of a Challenge
	I'm ahead! (Bronze)
	Beat one of your friends' scores in a Challenge
	The competitor (Silver)
	Beat your friends' scores in the Challenges 30 times
	Truly awesome! (Silver)
	Reach the final level of Awesomeness